Scene #1:
Abekki : Anybody wants to join me [dungeon name]?
Ebekki : The monsters there are weak, you can survive there on your own.
Scene #2:
Abekki : Where do I find jellopies?
Ubekki : In your effin face! HAHA
Scene #3:
Abekki : Would anyone help me level? I need a few more job levels to change class...
(Ignored)
Scene #4:
Abekki : Can anyone [anything here]?
Ubecci : Would you shut the fuk up? Can't you do it on your own like what everybody does? I leveled on my own when I started... blah2 [bragging]
Scene #5:
Abekki : What gears should I have for a [insert class name]?
Obekki : Get a kaho. Everyone wants that...
Ebekki : Go check the forums you noob! Theres tons of info about RO on the internet. RMS, irowiki, etc.
Abekki : Huh? *confused*
Scene #6:
Abekki : Does this game has a plot?
Obecci : No, get some friends, kaho, SQI and then you can leave. Pretty much it.
(Abekki went to PvP and get harassed. Abekki went for Poring Wars but no one was there. Abekki accidentally talked to Maroll Officer and got lost.)
(He wanted to have fun *yes you play a game to have fun* and so far he found none. After all, hes just a newbie. Of course, having 1k damage per hit with 190 attackspeed has always been his dreams but is it possible for him?)
*Abekki walks away*
Note: Some were fake gay facts but some are real conversation I've seen in game.