Well Well Well, what have we here?
Santa Claus Huh? Oooh~ I'm really scared. So you're the new PR everyone's been talkin' bout.
(I couldn't help myself)
Oh! You got the reference! I will have to change it soon. You were too fast with that one. 
Thank you for the warm welcome, everyone! I look forward to serving you.
D:
You're joking, You're joking? I can't believe my eyes! You're joking me, you've gottuh be, this can't be the right guy?
He's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worse. I might just bust a seam if I don't die laughing first.
(But seriously, that's one of my favorite songs, you're already good in my book)