... You haven't met Max_The_Guardian have you?
Hang around Lutie for a bit, with the party name "Satan" and then you'll hear some awesome religious babbling.
Play along with it, or just be a complete sarcastic ass. Either way, you'll be laughing your ass off at the crap he comes up with. 
I've been cursed to die in my sleep numerous times now. :Da
Omg doing this is hilarious.
I remember once watching a guy chat to him, and the guy was just pulling his leg like "I have powers too, I can see you right now." etc. Max was like "What do you see?" and he was like "A sweaty guy, a little large/chubby sat in front of his computer screen." and so on.
It made me laugh ):
I believe that was me, was there a green HP with us at the time? XD
Hahahah, I think there WAS a HP but it was months ago, so I'm not sure.
If it was you you're hilarious xD
Can't remember what character I was at the time, but probably my sinx, also thank you, I did feel like that guy needed to understand that his shit was completely off the wall and unbelievable. Sadly my HP friend nearly believes some of his crazy babble, although he is often impressionable. Thank goodness I gave him evidence of how much of a cracker jack that guy was.